BEAT MY FIVE: POGI GANDA PERKS

We are always being reminded that inner beauty is really important and physical looks. And this has to be considered as second attribute sa kahit sinong taong makikilala natin. Pero nangyayare ba ito kahit kelan? For me this is more of a wish than a statement.

Syempre meron mga exemption to the rule pero that is 1 in a trillion. I remember a nerd guy when I was in high school who asked for my help on his love problem. (As if ako ang pinaka magandang tanunging sa mga ganitong bagay. hehe. being my classmate for years hindi mo ba nahulaan kung gaano ako ka sarcastic??  Do you want me to burst your bubble?) Anyway, nag tanong pa rin sya, he asked me;

NERD GUY:  Per! (nickname ko)

AKECH: O ano, mustasa? (machong lenguahe)

NERD GUY: Di ko na alam gagawin ko kay Maybeline, diko alam kung paano poporma, ni hindi ko nga alam kung may gusto sya sa akin.

AKECH: Relax…

NERD GUY: Huh? heheh (nerd na tawa, ..badtrip)

AKECH: Sinasayang mo lang oras mo dyan, physical na anyo lang ang mahalaga, pahiramin mo nalang ako ng ballpen, dali… nawala ko nanaman yung ballpen na pinahiram mo sa akin for the nth time, =D

Tinry pa nyang makipag negosasyon sa akin at i-convince ako (meaning ang sarili nya) na may chance kami na magustuhan ng isang naguumapaw sa ganda na babae. Pero pinahiram parin nya ako ng ball pen kaya sinabi ko nalang sa kanya ay ganito.

AKECH: Matalino ka, at COR ka ng ROTC natin. Pero “Pruity” ka, Puro tigyawat. Mag concentrate ka ka nga muna sa gingawa mo. Dadarating din ang kasing level ng itsura mo na papansin sayo. OK? Penge naring crosswise, naubusan nako. =D

Ang bait ko diba?  True story by the way…

Pero walang kasing totoo ang mga sinabi ko sa kanya. At pinatunayan nayan hindi lang dito sa Pinas kundi sa ibang bansa pa. So for this week’s entry I would like to talk about the things you get from being a good looking specimen. And how everyone seems to revolve around you.

BEAT MY FIVE POGI GANDA PERKS

  1. MABAIT KA KAAGAD –  Syempre its different kung ganito ang statement, “Pogi ba ako?” … mabait ka naman… PANGET ANG IBIG SABIHIN NYAN… Pero there are lots of times you hear their kabarkadas saying “Ano ba nagustuhan mo dun?” Tapos ang sagot eh, “Ano ba kayo ang bait bait ng tao..” IBIG SABIHIN NUN GWAPO SYA AT NAPAKA YUMMY NYA.. heheh.. Kapag maganda ang physical na anyo mo you tend up to get considerations na katulad nito. Pwede kang maging highschool goon, and end up getting the hottest chick in the school dahil lang sa looks mo.

    Kahit ano pa ang ginawa at ginagawa ni girlaloo o ni boylalu, wala basta pogi at maganda sya ok lang yan, mabait naman eh. diba? At kahit hindi marunong kumanta o sumayaw ok lang din yan, ang mahalaga kung may gusto sya ikaw yun.

  2. BEING A HOT GIRLALU IS THE BEST –  Kung magkakaanak ako gusto ko super duper hot sya. Dahil alam ko hindi sya mag hihirap kahit kelan. Kahit sabihin mo pa na marami paring nabubuntis ng maaga, it doesn’t matter after nun magiging ok padin ang life nila. Dahil sa daming mga gustong mag advantage sa beauty mo doors will open for you in many ways possible, as in. ITS TRUE, you are susceptible to trouble, well, kahit sino namang gwapo at maganda eh. Pero people want to be you and close to you will do what ever they can to make sure you adore them. Marami akong nakitang mga babaeng sobrang hirap ng pamilya pero pag dating ng most important events in their life, palaging may sumasalo sa kanila. Kahit sa simpleng Debut, mga pamilya na halos di na kumain pero pag dating napaka bongga parin ng party diba?

    The difference with gwapo guys is oo mas marami parin silang opportunities compare sa aming mga regular dudes, but if you are a hot woman, mostly and generally, both gender will adore you  at walang hihindi sayo. Kesa sa lalake dahil pataasan kami ng ihi, hindi ka namin gagawan ng favor at hahayaan ka namin minsan na magtrabaho at maghirap sa sarili mo kung lalaki ka.

    Believe it or not, there are ladies Solen or Anne Curtis level that never open a door for many years na. Of course it is unfair, but its true, and kung ganyan ka syempre you’ll take advantage of what you have diba as long as hindi ka gumagawa ng masama.

  3. LICENSE TO BE TANGA – Pwede kang maging pinaka tanga sa buong campus sa showbiz, at kung saan pa, lalake ka man o babae, mapagbibigyan ka pa rin. Meron ka bang kaklase or co worker that who’s really dumb and or not entirely put together (in the brain) and you wish na hindi mo sya makakatrabaho or makakausap man lang, because you might just punch him/her on the face kapag nangyare un dahil sa kabobohan nya o parang wala syang future???. Im sure meron yan…

    Pero kapag kinausap ka nanila at narealize mo na na sobrang hot pala nya, parang gumaganda narin ang mga bagay bagay diba? Feeling mo medyo ok lang sya,,, “kinda slow but she just need a chance.” Kapag ganyan na ang linya mo, ibigsabihin maganda nga sya at you are suffering from a disease called “Booty Blind” suddenly disable ka na kaagad. Dahil mawawala na kaagad ang rational thinking or opinions mo para lang ma please sya/sila.

  4. NATURALLY RICH – Almost every good looking men and women, are wealthy either sila o ung family. Syempre again, may mga exemption to the rule, pero mostly kaya nga sila may itsura dahil its either hindi sila totally pinoy, or dahil sa dami nilang pera kahit hindi sila ganun ka hot per nakakapag damit sila ng maayos at naalagaan nila ang mga sarili nila kung ano anong Gluta.

    This is a deadly combination that spells trouble sa mga basura like itsura na katulad ko. They are the elites of the elites, I tell you, you are wasting your time. Kung lalaki ka poporma porma ka vs sa rich kid super pogi guy na may pag ka rakista no holds bar ang character? Wag mo nang sayangin ang oras mo, pare. NOT because the girl might be the one you are looking for dahil kung ganun ung gusto nyang lalake, and you are opposite of that, baka nga iba ung ugali nung babae at hindi rin magiging maayos ang relationship nyo. ITS NOT THAT.. Its about him being good looking, having that bad ass character and being a hand over fist money that you can never be after a few months or even until you die. I know it sucks, pero don’t waste your time. Its not a bad thing, or evil like, its just the way the world works.

  5. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE for BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE  – Have you seen or encountered beautifulpeople.com? IF you join this social media site, you can be voted out for being panget? You know why dahil para lang sa magagandang tao ang site na ito. Its not bad, NO its not. Its normal that great looking people strive to be popular and be the talk of everybody. They also tend to group amongst themselves just to be popular, and again most good looking people are also rich.

    Sige i compare natin ung mga good looking people nasa pinaka rich na schools dun sa mga regular na tao. It matters to them (rich beautiful people) kung gaano sila magmumukhang maganda sila sa year book, kung paano sila makakapag yosi o mag ppierce o tatoo, para lang maging in. Kung wala kang pera at hindi ka naman kagandahan, mag eeffort ka pa ba? Kung wala kang pera ttry mo pa bang mag tatoo? O gusto mo nalang umuwi dahil marami ka pang gagawin na homework, maghuhugas ka pa ng pingan etc.. o pagod ka na at alam mo namang wala ring makakasabi sayo wow sobrang ganda at cool mo dahil sa itsura mo. SO you tend to group with the same people diba?

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